I wouldn’t have cared to write just another “lets crib about government” post which almost every other blah-ger is supposedly blogging on the interwebz. I have more useless and unworthy issues like my life but still, here it is! My complaints about IFFI and the way I see it should function!
I haven’t been to any films as of yet but had a kinda bitter experience at the registration kiosk itself. Sadly I couldn’t be in Panjim to collect my delegate card well in advance before the actual festival starts and having an experience of last two years, I knew it wasn’t a big deal to make a special trip to Panjim just to collect the card. So I landed up in big queue totally out of the campus at Old GMC building and it was a mess. There were four counters which I thought were 4 separate counters for collecting the cards but no! I just forgot that behind the glitter and glamour of IFFI, that it’s a government run festival and conceptualised by sarkari babus! There had to be something that defied common sense notions! The first window was JUST to verify your registration. The girl would verify the registration number and send us to another window. There we had to JUST pay the money and then go to another window to collect the card. And lastly, you had to walk inside the INOX campus totally towards the other side and collect the delegate kit. How thoughtful of you organisers? You really think people here come to stand in long queues instead of watching films? And why can’t we get things done at one window instead of 4?
For those ESG organisers who bragged about IFFI going high tech with online booking and registration and what not, why the hell payment receipt was written manually? All info filled in the receipt was there in our registration database, adding one Print button and underlying few lines of code was SO hard to NIC guys? Also how practical is for you to print card for each delegate who has registered? Instead why couldn’t you just print cards in ad-hoc mode as in just those who actually show up at registration desk, print that card! There are machines available to do that! If you are unaware, please come to my college, I will show you! Last year 2000 cards were unclaimed..what a waste of resource?
This is my third year in a row at IFFI and instead of watching it grow better and organised; things are degrading year by year! The ticketing system was introduced year before last and was so well implemented right at the first time, and I was like Goa has reached! But same system, next year was the biggest embarrassment due to total mismanagement and I am yet to see how it has been doing this year!
Talking about your e-ticketing software, its bullshit! NIC guys have lived upto their standards and produced a bullshit web application to reserve tickets! First of all I haven’t received my PIN number to create an account for that system. From what I heard from other delegates, they have received a notification email about e-ticketing except the PIN. Hats Off! Also I tried searching films on the site and it didn’t return anything. It’s either you haven’t entered the names of films in database (as of one day before the festival starts) or your searching algorithm is goofed up like Ajay Devgan’s inaugural speech. But again I am not disappointed by that software since NIC guys are known for their complete ignorance about UX and usability issues. Have a static database where the whole schedule is put in, use AJAX to asynchronously get the names of the films as user types in the name or go learn CS101 course again!
Only reason why I care about proper organisation of IFFI I want it to remain in Goa for my own greed to watch films from other side of the world. It sustaining film culture in Goa is all secondary to me. Goan delegates have lots to learn about how to behave at film festivals. Most of the goan delegates register here just to brag about it, watch otherwise ignored celebrities like Gracy Singh and Aftab Shivdasani and walk out of every damn film after 30 mins realising that they can’t understand what’s going on the screen! The behaviour of Goan delegates (not all but most of them are wannabe) that I have been observing for last three years can make up for one hilarious post!
People need to note that Bollywood celebrities have nothing or very little to do with IFFI! A general notion amongst Goan public while they decide credibility of each year’s film festival is they only consider which bollywood celebrities show up at IFFI. Bollywood is just a tiny part of Indian cinema and there are quality films being made in hills of North east India, way better than Bollywood! And I never get this obsession from organisers also about bollywood celebrities! Last year Padmini Kolhapure (yeah, she is alive but you needn’t give a damn about it) was given a red carpet honour while our own Goan filmmaker Laxmikant Shetgaonkar who brought international laurels to Goan regional cinema was denied entry for screening of his own film. Real heroes of Indian cinema like Paresh Mokashi (director of Harishchandrachi Factory), Vishal Bhardwaj (you know him!) weren’t considered worthy enough for Red Carpet honour but Padmini Kolhapure was! That’s NOT justified…